def print-fact [] { let username = {{#if flags.windows}}$env.USERNAME{{else}}$env.USER{{/if}} echo $"Hello (ansi purple_bold)($username)(ansi reset), it's the (ansi purple_bold)(date now | format date '%d.%m.%Y')(ansi reset) at (ansi purple_bold)(date now | format date '%H:%M:%S')(ansi reset) Did you know: (ansi purple_bold)(fact)(ansi reset)" } def fact [] { let cache_file = '{{dirs.data}}' | path join facts.txt if not ($cache_file | path exists) { touch $cache_file } mut all_facts = open $cache_file | lines if ($all_facts | length) < 4 { try { $all_facts = (fetch-facts | prepend $all_facts) } catch {|e| print -e $"Failed to refresh facts cache ($e)" } } $all_facts | skip 1 | str join "\n" | save -f $cache_file if ($all_facts | is-empty) { "I wasn't able to provide a fact." } else { $all_facts | first } } def fetch-facts [num_facts: number = 10] { 0..($num_facts) | par-each { http get https://uselessfacts.jsph.pl/api/v2/facts/random | get text } } print-fact